Wales in 100 words, or Leah lays Cardiff May 25, 2011
Posted by Leah in Cunnilingus, Fellatio, Fucking, Random hookups.trackback
I have been in Cardiff since Friday. Tuesday night isn’t the best for picking up a guy, but I managed to snag a Frenchman at the pub. Oral sex made up for the deficiencies in the fucking.
“I like how your beard is dripping with my juices,” I explained. The gray whiskers prickled against my sensitive bits while he feasted.
“Donnes moi ton sperme. Mettes dans la bouche d’une salope. Je veux ton orgasme,” I told him, hunched between his legs. I looked him in the eyes, rolled my tongue around the knob, and took the penis into my throat.
The word that springs to mind is ‘incorrigible’…
Eating French in Wales! I am now officially jealous! Bon Appetite!
we assume that he came as soon as he heard that his sperm should be inside a slut’s mouth!
Wales is a very sexy place. I lost my virginity in Tenby. I once fucked a gorgeous woman against a rock on the banks of the River Usk, near Newport. The mist was so heavy it dulled sound and pressed in on us. As we smoked afterwards the mist cleared and we became aware of a sinister mechanical hum. After about 30 minutes the outlines of a huge power station emerged looming over us from across the river. The first time I dirtied my knees to suck a cock was in the Brecon Beacons. I should work for the Welsh tourist board.
I am pleased you do not discriminate against greybeards -hope springs eternal…
Simple. Beautiful. Refreshing.
Ellie
Next time you are in Cardiff I will love to give you a tour
Thanks for the offer!